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Everyone is so distracted by the blonde girl, no one will notice I just ate this guys head.
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Stop right there, bitch
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"SHHH...Do not say a word...I know you love me"
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Speak to the TRUNK cuz the face aint listening.
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Africa still slacking a bit with Virtual Reality.
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I GOTCH YOUR NOSE !!!!!
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Stop talking for two seconds!!!
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Got your nose
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HAI!!!! Hahahah I GOT UR NOSE ......More like face
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"and she's still talking?!?"
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Wanna suck face?
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Bad insurance=cheap CPAP treatment
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I got your nose bitch.
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Man, the TSA has Really gotten to be cheap :P
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"Here, have a peanut." "Aww, well tha- MMFFHFBBM!"
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Elephant teaching rescue breathing.
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Boop!
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Shhht..You had me at "Hello"
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BOOP
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KNEW IT!! My nose is bigger than yours!
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Blowing an elephant
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I can't feel ma face when I'm with youdia
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Ohhhh, human, you so tasty..
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Now THAT lady's got "junk in the trunk!"
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Blow me
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Aw wait, this a face? My bad!
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That booger has been bugging me since you showed up
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Why the long face?
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I see....I see darker days lie ahead.
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I love it when they call me Big Pappa
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Woman: "OMG that rhino is sooo big!" Elephant:"...Really?.. Not gonna do it yourself?.. okay" FACEPALM
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Just don't sneeze.
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New African face massage 2013.
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Even elephants just want her to shut the fuck up
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Shut up!
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Girl " I can see my house from here! "
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No more bullshit, Jane.
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Kleenex?! Nevermind....got it
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So this is our new rescue team?
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Well, that sucked.
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Tongue me you dirty bitch
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I love the taste of rotten tomatoes
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Congratulations! You get to drink from the fire hose!
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Shut up bitch i aint fat
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Wow this telescope is amazing... I can see uranus from here!
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That addersses several of my concerns actually.
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Well you did ask to make a trubk call
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I like it in my face
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What you gonna do with all that trunk, all that trunk, up in your junk.
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Mama
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Face Rape!!
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Captain to Engine Room....Come in Engine Room...
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We guarantee no more facial drip
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For my next trick, I will now replace his head with yours.
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"Its his way of telling you to shut the fuck up."
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New facials for oily skin
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Dont Sneeze
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"Ha! Get out of THAT without moving!"
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Your face tastes gooooooood!
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Shut the fuck up!
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Give it a try! Kate Perry loved it
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Excuse me, do yo-mmmffph. Yes bitch, I know. Shhh
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Yea so sorry bout that, i did it out of habit, anyway, Bless you.
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Exchange of love...
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I WANNA SUCK YOUR FACE.
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You suck face
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"i smell you mama."
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Now for your mucus pachyderm facial , you’re gonna look great ...
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Shh, your giving mepeanuts either way
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Het dafuq out my face
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How most of my favorit porn videos start
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That looks like my GF trying to suck my cock
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Where is your camera NOW
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Can you put that on my pussy for two minutes please?????? prettttty please???????
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