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"I was only joking about dropping that ruby."
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Let's blow this popsickle stand.
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"Seriously! You can take whatever you want and they don't move!"
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I got two cellphones and a wallet! What about you?
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Yelling AIR RAID! works every time.
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Let the pickpocketing commence
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Should we let them know Mecca is in the other direction?
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Quick now we can sneak a kiss !
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"They think a ghost watches them from the sky. I KNOW, right?"
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"I already got the Rolex that you want!"
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Such rebels children are these days
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Whoopee cushion... on three
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Alright, Ahmed, let's steal their wallets.
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Religion of peace? Yeah...peace of cake..heeheehe
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Just grab the coins when they kneel I've almost got enough saved for Harvard.
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Europe in twenty years
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I never thought we'd make it to Heaven, but here we are!
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"Kneel before me. I said, KNEEL!"
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" Should we join them "
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"How much do you want for these panties?"
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"How much do you want for these panties?"
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"Let's get the fuck out of here."
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Boy: It's good to be King....Girl: You mean Queen
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Allahu akbar
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LITTLE BOY: "So, what do you think of my family?"
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Lets go fuck!
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