<
>
Share on Tumblr
By
Guest
•
18 months ago
•
Embed
•
Permalink
•
Source
•
Clear
Embed & Share
Permalink to captioned picture page
•
View
Direct picture link
•
View
Embed on your website
Share on Tumblr
<
>
Log in
to skip this verification and start captioning with your username.
Hide
+
0
-
"...And then they ate him!"
.
+
0
-
The akward moment, you hunt the whole day, when you're asleep they sit await you...?
▼
+
1
-
The natural blend of oils proved to be an adequate duck repellent.
▼
+
11
-
Duck & Cover!
▼
+
6
-
A rejected plot twist in Gulliver's Travels
▼
+
5
-
Meet the Duck Whisperer
▼
+
4
-
Soon
▼
+
4
-
Proof of the effectiveness of duck repellant
▼
+
2
-
Bitch please, i sleep with more chicks than this in one night
▼
+
2
-
Anatidaephobia – the fictional fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
▼
+
2
-
Smartest duck hunter in the world
▼
+
2
-
Just before it was too late John remembered his training. The best way to escape the savage african ducks was to play dead
▼
+
2
-
42 m horny.
▼
+
2
-
After counting sheep didn't work,david had to resort to resort to counting ducks
▼
+
1
-
Male duck: I realise men sleep with chicks but this dude has taken it too far!
▼
+
1
-
What happens at the lake stays by the lake
▼
+
1
-
Sush...... on 5 we all snezze and play dead ok?
▼
+
1
-
Duck and Cover
▼
+
1
-
Benedeeto never mention he was narcoleptic on the "duck reserve" application.
▼
+
1
-
Anatidaephobia, The fear that a duck is watching you.........
▼
+
0
-
He couldn't remember last night's events, but woke up with a goose egg.
▼
+
0
-
So what's the guy's name? Juan or John?
▼
+
0
-
You ate the wrong family member, motherfucker
▼
+
0
-
Ok everybody...on three....1...2...3....AAFFFLLLLAAAACCCCC!!!!!!
▼
+
0
-
You came to the wrong side of the pond, motherfucker.
▼
+
0
-
AAAAAAFFFFFFLLLLLAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
▼
+
-1
-
EnAnatidaephobia – the fictional fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
▼
+
-1
-
Rise of The Planet of The Sweet & Sour Ducks w/ Won Ton Soup.
▼
+
-1
-
When car guards leave S.A
▼
+
-1
-
After 3 of their flock disappeared mysteriously, the remaining ducks kept their distance from the strange man and his ever-fluffier pillow.
▼
+
-2
-
Come on guys lets just settle this off with a feast and the main meal duck! Oh wait no i mean goose. Hey geese are our cousins!
▼
+
-2
-
The ducks I understand, but one is not like the others. / when really rich people play drunk tricks
▼
+
-2
-
You mean I have to count all these fucking ducks before i can post a comment on captionthis.org ??? This sucks!!!
▼
+
-2
-
DIRECTOR TOM THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OKAY TO TAKE A SMALL NAP BEFORE AUDITIONING MORE CONTESTANTS FOR "WHO WANTS TO BE THE NEXT 'AFLACK'''
▼
+
-2
-
Ducks: "What a strange duck!"
▼
+
-2
-
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... oh C'mon there is no GOOSE !!
▼
+
-2
-
So who will suck first..
▼
+
-2
-
AW HELL NO .... TELL ME HE DIDNT ASK FOR A FEATHER PILLOW
▼
+
-2
-
"Maybe if I don't move, I won't get eaten."
▼
+
-2
-
A million thkans for posting this information.
▼
+
-2
-
Our bills will blot out the sun...
▼
+
-2
-
Bert's only hope to keep the killer ducks at bay was last night's beans.
▼
+
-2
-
Alright guys, on 3, Quack! 1... 2... ....
▼
+
-2
-
He knew he was surrounded. All he could do is lay down in the fetal position and cry.
▼
+
-2
-
... so her shoes are on... we can't draw on her....
▼
+
-3
-
Let the rape begin..
▼
+
-4
-
After a hard night of raping ducks, Juan decided to rest up before another round.
▼
Load more
Back to Top
Facebook
Captionthis.org does not post anything on your facebook user's wall/status!
Sign up
Name
Email Address
Password
Log in
Facebook
Captionthis.org does not post anything on your facebook user's wall/status!
Log in with email
Email Address
Password
Recover password
Email Address
Log in