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Give me the leaves, and no one gets hurt!
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Bitch how many times do I have to tell you!! I only want light lettuce on my burrito!
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I will bring pain upon your family the likes of which you cannot fathom!
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Don't make me bitch slap you.
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"All of my Jedi training has been leading to this moment...give me the eucalyptus."
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Gives it to us, we wants it, we needs it my precious
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EUcalyptus? MEcalyptus!
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Yes, you're a very clever human. Can I have it back now?
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Now listen very carefully. My name's Ron and I'm being held captive here... you are my only chance of escape!.. but first chuck me a few of those leaves
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Together, we can rule the world!
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Give me em' I'm Hungery! I've been in the sun all day! Wouldn't you be hungery? Or even Thirsty?
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"I HAVE TO win a staring contest with you to get MY leaves back! For god sakes cheater, you're wearin' friggin sunglasses!"
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"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, uh, ask me to do murder.... for money"
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But mom, I bearely got any!
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Give me my precious.
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Gimme some of that!
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What isa dis?
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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"You wouldnt like it if I took your bag of Pork rinds"
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WESLEY WANTS THE BAMBOO
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She stole his leaves, yadda yadda yadda, her torso is still missing.
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Put DOWN the EUCA! and back away from the tree!
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“Where there’s a will – and there is a fucking will – there’s a way – and there is a fucking way.â€
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Give me the leaves and no one will get hurt!
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Ok fine no more blonde jokes
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Why u take my leaves????
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Wassup with this?! You have sunglasses and I don't. I knew this staring contest was rigged!
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The precious is mine!!
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WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LEAVES!?
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Lose the frickin foliage biach and bring me a big mac and you get your husband back
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GIVE ME THE FUCKING EUCALYPTUS, LADY
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"Just gimme a hit, man"
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Kevin stop it youre scaring me
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"When'sa your Dolmio day?"
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Funny pic...now where the hell is that damn remote?!!
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Feeding time is always intense with Kung Fu Koala Master Incredible Crooked Fist.
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And suddenly, The Noozles got really violent...
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Faaa fututi griiijaaaaniaaa maa-tii
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GIVE ME MY FRICKEN FOOD,WOMAN
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"Ya heard of kung-fu panda? You don't give me those leaves, yer gonna see Capoeira Koala."
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Don't make me angry, just hand the stuff over. Kapeesh?
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Y U NO give me food?
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Hey, better give this to me else your future seems painful...
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Try to Give me that one more time , i dare you .
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All things cionsdreed, this is a first class post
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WHO THE.... DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BITCH?
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Gimme the fucking branches, cunt!
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I said give me my fucking leaves
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I could destroy you, I could end your life...
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Ever Go Back To Your Natural Hair Colour , Or Give My Natural Leaves -_-
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In this order... cut your fucking hair, give me the leaves.
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When I said I need some green, I ment weed.
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When I said I need some green, I meant weed...
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Now, time for the kiss!
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Give me the fuckin euca
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Don't fuck with me bitch...
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I aint gonna b so cute n furry whn im all up in yo ass!
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Geeve me zee eucalyptus. I crush you.
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I want some
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C'monnn baby, just one kiss !
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Bitch just cause i am a bear specie that appears friendly dont think i wont break out some whoop ass, now give em back, now
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BEEEEARCH - GIVE ME A BIG MAC
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Little did Jane know that rule No.1 when feeding a Koala is not to wear glasses as they see their reflection on them and think it is another Koala. Depending on the sex you will either have your face humped or torn to shreds.
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Look, this is the last game of tease the Koala you will ever play, b*tch so make it good.
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And that is how you do the bowling ball grip. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
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Rape
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Look! I gave you da flowas, now ginne dat ass!!!
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Dont feed me that shit
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You dense bitch...
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"I'll slap you like an albino Koala Bear if you don't share those eucalyptus leaves."
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You wouldn
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Cute and cuddly my arse, gimme the goddamn leaves!
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Look! I gave you da flowas, now gimme dat ass, Bitch!!!
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Stella!
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Don't make me get all Jungle Book on your ass!
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Force Choke: Only Acceptable When Someone Steals Your Bamboo
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Give me the goddamn eucalyptus leaves, or i'll be having a boxed lunch.
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