Sure the frame is nice, but it doesnt show where the fire exits are located.

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Sure the frame is nice, but it doesnt show where the fire exits are located. .
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Someday, Pinky, this will all be MINE! MINE, MINE... ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHA! ▼
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"Hmmm....two ECUADORS and one is misspelled....idiot ass cartographers!!" ▼
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"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children"... ▼
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Why is "W wuz here" written all over this in crayon? ▼
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"It's mine... My precious..." ▼
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"So we're this whole thing right here?" ▼
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...and we shall call it... OBAMASTAN! ▼
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Let me see...how did Nicholas Cage do it... ▼
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Oh shit! Canada's north of us? ▼
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A little light reading material while I poo all over the Presidential seal ▼
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He gave up on Google Earth ▼
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Oh wow, there really are only 50 states. ▼
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"Ha! I can see Russia from MY house too!" ▼
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So which one is America again? ▼
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Where is afghanistan where is afghanistan... ▼
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You Are Here ▼
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Is There A Zoom Function? ▼
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So where is Germany? Hmm, maybe I should ask Justin Bieber! ▼
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I thought I saw Waldo... ▼
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Yup that place in the middle thats where Mommy said I was born ▼
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I'm the president, bitch! I do what I want! Don't believe me? Watch, I'll take a shit right in in the oval-hey, look, a map! ▼
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Where to invade? Hmmm... ▼
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I want this, and this, and this, and that one. ▼
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Where the hell *is* Paraguay? ▼
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What the fuck is it,....... a jigsaw? ▼
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I am right the world is flat!!! ▼
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Hmm who to blow up now? ▼
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Where is Atlantis on this thing exactly? ▼
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I thought it was a globe... ▼
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Let's see if i can't see my home from here... they told me it was the white one ▼
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Damn, where is that "You are Here" sticker when you need it?! ▼
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OOOOO now i get it.. THATS where I was born ▼
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Where else can we sell out weapons and keep them fighting? ▼
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ▼
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"What to do, what to do?... So many countries. and too few B-52s.." ▼
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Where's Narnia? ▼
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"This isn't how we played battleship in school" ▼
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Carmen!!!!!I will find you bitch!!!! ▼
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...tomorrow...THE WORLD!! ▼
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"Own it. Own it. Own it. Own it. Hey Michelle do we own Peru?.... Own it." ▼
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Hey Bill, Where the hell was I born again? ▼
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Crap, Syria is a country? I thought it was a Clooney movie. ▼
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Hmm. . . Where did they say the Iraq was again? ▼
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Whoo hoo hoo! Silent but deadly. ▼
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Who to bomb next? ▼
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Lets see....If I was born here....wait... where the fuck was I born? ▼
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Where are we again? ▼
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That's right, I can kick everyone of your asses! ▼
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Now where the hell is our country. ▼
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I knew the world was Flat... WHERES WALDO??? ▼
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Let's see......I know I was born somewhere on this map. ▼
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I like this one...it's paint by numbers! ▼
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The capital of america? thats a hard one, i might have to google it. ▼
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Google maps......not everyone knows about it. ▼
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Someone get me a dart its time to find oil ▼
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Damn. Wheres Waldo again? ▼
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Now that's an Obamanation ▼
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Which political conflict do I interfere in now..? ▼
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Oh so the earth is flat ▼
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You are here. ▼
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Christ Mr President..... throw the dart already..... the war aint gonna start itself. ▼
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Wait a minute ..... I thought the moon has nine continents. ▼
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"Where the hell is that 57th state?" ▼
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So where the kfc at? ▼
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Where on this map is "America"? ▼
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"so then you take a left...." ▼
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Happy Birthday Barrack, treat her well! ▼
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"Nice world. I'll take it!" ▼
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I definitely don't remember putting this here last night... what a night. ▼
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I may not know a great deal about American history,the Constitution,economics,political science,or what common people need in their lives to live.But as long as I have this map,I know where the pot smokers are concentrated!Be afraid,be very afraid! ▼
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I never could get these Magic Eye tricks ▼
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Mom!!!,,,, wich one is mine again? ▼
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Wow, this map must be reeally old. I can't even find state #51 let alone #57. ▼
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"Honey.....this "risk" game board is confusing as hell." ▼
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Fuck, maybe Kenya isn't one of the 57 states ▼
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Im concoring that shit ▼
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Wheres the US again? ▼
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Just think... a little more time and I can rule all of this, yay for me! ▼
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Now that Im President I get to go to overseas places..... like Canada. ▼
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No no ... the upper left left mr president.....please just pick one sir...we have to post this birth certificate ASAP ▼
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Wow...Amazing.... So how did the photographer get this shot? ▼
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Hmmm... Nice golf course. How many holes is this thing? ▼
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"You ... are ... here - X - OH! Now I get it." ▼
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First the US, next THE WORLD!!!!!!! ▼
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I see my city ▼
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The us own this shit. ▼
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Hehe. The world looks like penises... ▼
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Where did you say the U.S. was again??? ▼
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I thought you said he was finally house broken! He is about to shit on the rug again! ▼
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"Lets see. I have a world to run, where should I build the WORLD WIDE WHITE HOUSE?" ▼
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"To whom may I give back to first?" ▼
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Wait, this map wasn't here the last time I took a dump... ▼
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"Once I'm finished destroying the United States, I think I'll move on to..." ▼
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I enjoy riding my horse! ▼
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The cowboy on the horse is set to attack! ▼
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Why doesn't it label all the basketball courts on this piece of shit. And what's the USSR stand for? ▼
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Hmmm, after taxes go up - where do I want to go on vacation to spend the money??? ▼
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Where are you? ▼
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"Let's see...where exactly are the ROLLING STONES going to perform next?" ▼
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"Kansas is spelled with a "K" and not a "C"...I'll be damned." ▼
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Obama frustrated with his language skills, shits on oval office floor - story at 11 ▼
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Kenya? Oh, I see it now. ▼
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George Washington was the last president who squat just like that... someone, get him a bowl! ▼
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Your Are Here ▼
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"Listen guys is there any chance we can find a smaller BlackBerry? this thing is ridiculous" ▼
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Which continent shall I destroy first ▼
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I was told if I unfocus my eyes I could see a pattern of something... still not seein' it. ▼
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Gel bakalÄ±m kÃ¼Ã§Ã¼k dÃ¼nyaaa !! ▼
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Just one more term - I would've had it ALL! Bitches! ▼
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"Hummm... What is the capital of Brazil? I guess it is Buenos Aires or Rio de Janeiro!" DOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! ▼
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Notice: He is looking directly at Africa, not at the United states... Maybe hes looking at his birthplace of Kenya... hmmm don't you have to be born here in the US to be president of the USA? ▼
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I sure do miss my home country ▼
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"oh that's where everybody wants me to go back to ....AFRICA!" rascist fail ▼
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For the last time...Yes I was born in Amer--oh, wait... ▼
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Obama: "I am staring at my birthplace, Kenya!" Loyal American Citizen: "GTFO!" ▼

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