Captions by
Greg Sponaugle
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For over 1000 years the ninja have been the protectors of the train platform.
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Who would buy such morbid photos?
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Nothing beats eating icecream and listening to a local death metal band at the park.
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I will bring pain upon your family the likes of which you cannot fathom!
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The Seal of Approval approves.
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I did call ahead! Check you list again!
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I would have used sauce to ease that candle in, but, that's just me.
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Wake up! I have regurgitated up a surprise for you.
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Doesn't this gym have heat?
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Please only take your child as you leave. We will do a better job tomorrow keeping track of them.
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"I...I had everything under control."
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LED's are so much easier to walk.
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I'll give you a rebuttal!
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"Sittin in the midst of the bay, watchin time roll away"
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Roys nude wake did not come as a surprise to the family.
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The natural blend of oils proved to be an adequate duck repellent.
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Why can't all men listen as well as you?
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Some people wait until the meal has been plated to take a picture.
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"You gotta clean shot boy! Gotta clean shot?"
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Go ahead old dude, touch it.
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You should be sorry!
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Can't get any worse. Am I right?
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I am so glad we had those anal glands expressed.
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You really grew quick after Daddy went missing.
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You really grew quick after Daddy went missing.
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Intercom: "Please remain in the hall while the drug llama moves about the facility."
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"Maam. That is not part of the concourse. I'm going to need for you to come down."
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He switched his lens to macro to cover the skin cancer screening turnout.
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He knew what customers wanted and the girls were clean.
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Give yourself to the smell!
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I can spray that thing all day long, but, at some point, you're going to need to set in the tub.
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Peek-a-boo!
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Lucky for her the evening sun is a bit cooler.
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Only a mime can adequately express shock and awe.
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It's going to need to be a team effort if ever intend on taking another breath.
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"Don't you kids get your sweaters wet!"
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