Captions by
Mel Orfi
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There must be an easier way to get rid of hemorrhoids.
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Oh boy, that shit smells bad.
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He was this big officer. Grey suit, big dorsel fin, he went that way.
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"And hold the anchovies."
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"Oh yep, the rug does match the curtains. You're free to go."
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"Delivery for Dolly Parton."
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Hey 17, saw you move. You're out.
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"I told him the wind was about to change, but would he listen?"
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"When they said it was a 'red eye' trip.."
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Oh, Chicken Little was right after all.
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"The song was 'heart on a string' you idiot!"
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"I've got my eye on you."
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I'm not a paedophile, I just like kids ok?
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Sunglasses help family cope with their 'ugly duckling'
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Every time Bob brought home Ninja Treats the strays came out.
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Councils new slow release fertiliser raises eyebrows.
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It's not that bad. If you block the sun from here you can hardly see it goes right through.
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"All we need to do now is close our eyes and our camo is complete."
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Corny...
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Corny...
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"When they said I'd be photographing pussy..."
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My 5 year old could take that. oh wait...
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"Take that, wise guy!"
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