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Shawn Stu
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"Hey! I called dibs on the large intestine!"
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"Huh, it's softer than the hair was on your balls."
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I don't know what is more disrespectful, using his skull as a paperweight or his scrotum as a scrunchy.
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Greg would come to regret paying extra for the coon roof.
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After everything Rosa Parks went through, these two still sit at the back.
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I'm pretty sure I didn't order this "Penetrating Penguin Poopers" movie.
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Spag-Yeti
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Those gloves make her look like she was fisting Grimace.
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Wanna guess why it smells like peanut butter?
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India called...Your mom's tampon is almost finished.
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The Olympic committee was beginning to regret combining judo and synchronized swimming.
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"How much do you want for these panties?"
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"How much do you want for these panties?"
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You might be surprised how rigorous the judging is at some ping-pong ball shooting contests.
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When they came to and explained they were just trying to lick the gummy bear on his forehead, Brad felt bad for knocking them the fuck out.
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Awww, Grandma Meryl you ruined our "selfie"!
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Chancellor Merkel was beginning to suspect that he didn't really have an invisible birdy.
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"That's the first time somebody else has gotten my period."
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What is your major malfunction Private! Raise your riot shield to the prescribed height!
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