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Finally found one which is as small as mine!
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MOM??!!????
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"Scratch and sniff porn? Smells fishy to me!"
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Whaddya mean "makes you go blind"?
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For crying out loud give the man some sight!
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Surgeon General's Warning..... Masturbation may cause blindness.
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Wait, is that my mom?
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Smells like soft core to me
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This is as close to a real woman as he'll ever get.
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The Russians are pioneers in 3-d porn.
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In Soviet Russia... porn watches you!
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"Please keep it clean and decent." Yeah right...
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Yeah, I can see inside her! I told you!
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The effect of years of watching scrambled cable porn.
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It's true this stuff will make you go blind.
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Everybody at the adult store knew who Albert was, but he still wore thick glasses, which he couldn't see out of, for a disguise.
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Wow! These tits do look bigger with Zoomies
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It said "Scratch and Sniff" somewhere,...just where was it??
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I think I can see her unborn child.
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In America, you watch porn. In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!
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Scratch n siff, the porno
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Russian porn is pretty cheap... the close-ups are DIY
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Ba, ba, ba, boobies.
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"Starring Caitlyn Jenner?"
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I think I can see a nipple!
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Porno for blind
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Starring CHUCK "The Bulge" NORRIS?!!
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Mr. Magoo goes shops for an aerobics tape during his trip to Moscow.
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Scratch n sniff porn?
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He doesn't have a TV so this is the only way he can simulate actually being there.
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I havent seen this before
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VLADIMIRE, BY USING HIS SPECIAL X-RAY GLASSES, COULD VIEW ALL THE PORN HE WANTED WITHOUT PAYING THOSE ENORMOUS VIDEO FEES.
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This or the new star wars Bluray? Hmmmm!
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If it feels firm and sounds 'hollow' when you flick it it's definitely ripe. It will also produce a sickly sweet odor not unlike hand lotion. But that's probably cause you didn't pick it up first.
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Son: Mommy can i buy this movie? Mom: Only if you tell me who's in it Son: You and Daddy's best friend Pete
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I thought it was a magic eye 3-d illusion picture
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I am feeling shame on this nudeness. :D
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Nikki Haley is a South Carolina slut afterall
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And if you are good, you may just catch a glimpse of the Smurfs' porn.
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If I knew what pu$$y smelled like this might make sense.
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I didn't realize Sarah Palin did black dudes... NICE!
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"Oh Crap....! My Preacher just walked in!. ....Waaiit a min.... .Hell yeah God Approved! Goodbye Guilt!"
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Wow, the guys were right...my sister really is hot...
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Avons new scracth and sniff
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It's almost like IMAX...
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"Is that an ATARI 2600!?"
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50 minutes??????????can't go that long
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Gigidty
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Damn, my X-Ray vision has failed me...
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So, the myth IS true.
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My penis isnt that small, is it?
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Mom these glasses arent working caz her boobs are bigger in the movie? And on the cover theyre tiny!
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Just a few more to osmos and il be set for life
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Miniature porn
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I just like the sounds, okay?
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Vaginas: By MagicEye
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Mmm... scratch and sniff.
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Avatar should be in section A
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ULTIMATE STARING CONTEST!
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This plot is very complicated and brilliant!
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Is that a diamond on her hood piercing?
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Where the hell do they put the rating?
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I'll be saving that for later
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Damn these uneffectual glasses
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