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"Well, sorry son, looks like this is the END for you."
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PATIENT: "Well, Doc, is there anything wrong?" DOC: "Nope, I am just feeling your ass."
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"This is unorthodox. You sure you learned this in dentistry school?"
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Wow, and you got that in there HOW!?
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Hi I am your doctor, Ben Dover
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Oh, I found it.
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Meanwhile in Japan.....
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If you had bought Duracell batteries, the flashlight would be a lot easier to find.
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Ok now cough ....
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Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!
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Jackson's dentist was happy to report that he had a cavity that needed filling.
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You sure you're a doctor? I've never met one who wears Converse's at work.
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Patient: Have you found it yet doc? Doctor: Hmm i see the problem! Patient: Yess you figured out my issue. Doctor: No its just your testicles are way too small for your age!
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No, I still can't get my thumb out.
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Ahhh..... yes. You have egg zachary disease. Your face looks egg zachary like your ass.
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"Marco!" "................................................................................................polo!"
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Yes, now I remember you.
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Chinese scientists have successfully cloned a table.
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Crouching tiger, hidden dragon
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Human centipede auditions.
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CAPTAIN KIRK ... YOU HAVE KLINGONS
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"Well, the colonoscopy machine is broken so were just going to do it the old fashioned way"
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This is a new form of Colonoscopy
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Chang's interactive art exhibit quickly took a turn for the worst.
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Here Gerbil, Gerbil
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Deleted scene from the Hangover after he got outta the trunk.
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Assupuncture
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Wow, and you got that in there HOW!?!
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This is probably not the best time to mention that I'm a painter, not a proctologist...........
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Yes.... I see the end in sight......
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"Are you sure this is how you play twister?"
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Poop!
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How did you get that in there again?
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Echo... echo... echo... echo...
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Good thing you're private practice.
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THE ORIGINAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE
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Quit moving, my thumb is stuck! Deeper? Your abouta WHAT?
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Madeline mcann found at last
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Yep. That's definitely an asshole.
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"They usually have to buy me dinner before I let them get this far." "But since you're a dentist, I trust you."
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Whats in there??
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You have to be the best yoga teacher I've ever had...surprisingly gentle too
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Ye! You are the perfect subject to start my HUMAN CENTIPEDE!
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It for science for now *meet me at the hotel later so we can "get back to work" see ya*
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No eye contact
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THE SUSHI ROLL GOES IN THE FRONT END NOT THE....JUST SUCK SOME SAKI AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.
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Well sir It is now confirmed, You are definitely an arsehole!
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Big in Japan
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Im sorry but i cannot seem to find your balls anywhere :(
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Hey your girl friend was right your phone is around the corner
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Hold still, Mr Gere, now I do see the hamster...
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Watch me play him like a flute.
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There, perfect, now I'd like you to do the Macarena for me.
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Red carpet treatment
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The doctor's that is stuck in there. Help him!
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Hey mate, you there?
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Suddenly, Chan knew he'd made a mistake by selecting the lower-rate health plan during new employee orientation
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Dinner time!
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Stop talking shit or I will never get this physical done!
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I told you if I blew in here you would whistle.
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No gloves? 0_o
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For da rast time!! the candy in the waiting room was for everyone to share!!
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Carmen Santiago???!
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Mmmmmm Salad! It's lunchtime, you wait here.
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Suddenly I'm having flashbacks of a certain scene from Austin Powers 2.
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I swear, I didn't swipe your iPhone
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Yep.. exactly as I suspected. It's an asshole..
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Ass = Approved
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On paper I thought this would have worked better
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Say "Ah" So
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I've seen a better ass on a donkey!
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San Francisco TSA doing a routine search ....
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I found Waldo!!!
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I still can;t see it, i;m going to have to go in.
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I know I left it in here somewhere.
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Just a slight adjustment on your tax audit sir....
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OOooohh, I see it now. It does look a little like the Queen mum.
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Proctology Exams. One hand......... safe. Two hands.......... danger!
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"Yeah doc, I have no idea how it got in there either.
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I did not say you had to COMPLETELY take off your underwear.
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Jackie, what did I tell you about those super stunts? That knife is NEVER gonna come out.
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Doctor: "I see you forgot to wipe your anus completely."
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"Aside from the procedure, I can post you your Christmas card early."
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I think I feel the gum in there from last night! it's a good thing, cause I really need some of that right now
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Faggiu
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Looks good, lets see the other end
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Well the bad news is you definately sat on my cell phone. Good news is you'll be easier to find around the office.
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Now I see where Congress has their heads....
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'Now one more big push and you'll give birth the worlds first butt baby,come on you can do it,PUSH!"
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Move aside! I'm looking at the rug.
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I see him... I see Lemmiwinks!
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Let's leave the "one guy and a jar" thing to the professionals.
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PINAPPLES
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Nekkid guy: well doc whats the verdict. doc: its official you are a girl
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"Doctor, is this going to hurt?" "Yes"
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Are you sure this is the last place you used it ?
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Doctor: and now you should feel a snap
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This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me...
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"Im thinking the mice should have already tried to make their way out by now... Well shit I'm going in... good thing I wore my Converse"
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That is what I call a thorough Prostate exam.
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The casting of The Human Centipede.....
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I see China...
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I can see the Newel post
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Until my table gets here, this red square is the exam area.
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So they tell me the diet Coke is in here....
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Now if i press in the right spot.... ah there we go, you can now walk like a normal person
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Did I mention I took a laxative this morning?
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Just hold still a minute, I think I left a ring in there!
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"The Jello pool seems to have solidified a bit more than last time."
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I hate my job
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"So, you want me to believe that you fell on this bottle of shampoo?"
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No shoes No shirt. Service!
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Due to lack of vehicles, Chinas jiffy lube trainees had to make do.
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I saw this on the machine. it said "push butt on and chocolate comes out"
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HE GONNA GET RAPED!
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Hiroshima!!!
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Sir, you touched my butt without latex glove. Are you sure you won't get AIDS?
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"If you fart in my face I swear I will shove this Converse half way up your ass!"
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Trip to the doctor $30. spoon full of Wasabi you ate to impress your friends and that one hot chick 20 cents. a brand new none-inflaming anus.. priceless..
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Hey, aren't you the Goatse model?
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Trust me. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me.
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Japanese Glove puppets $99
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Richard Gere. That is all.
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Just as i suspected, you've let a stranger grab your ass
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Man...i love my new hat!
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You mind telling me how you managed to get a light bulb up your ass?
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Colonoscopy, you are doing it wrong.
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Patient: "are u sure ur not gay, doctor" ?
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97.7... perfectly normal
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You'll be a perfect addition to my team of naked tumblers.
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"Ah There it is."
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Doctor: "I am going to remember this and masturbate tonight, can't wait!"
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Japan that is all.
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Hellooooo are you in there?
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