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Do not say one fucking bad thing about me. IRS........
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Hey Boss, what he say? Are we done yet'
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"That's him, dad. That's the kid who stole my bike."
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My new "white guy bullet proof vest" should keep me safe
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Are you ready to gangnamstyle these beetches?
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Don't look now but you've got a monkey on your back ...
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This is how the NSA spies on you.
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This is how Michael, er, I mean Michelle took me on our wedding night.
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Though often ineffective on the political front, the UN leaders could make one Hell of a Conga Line!
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Bum bum bum bum bum bum hey! bum bum bum bum bum bum hey! this conga line WAS a good idea
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"That was fun, Obama, but could you help me hook my bra before someone sees us?"
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"Dayummmm...you're right Howie, that mole on your neck is HUGE!!"
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Okay Honky, Give me your wallet , jewelery, and the keys to your car or else I bust a cap in your ass.
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Its just a colonoscopy. You can do this!
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EVERYBODIES DOOOOIN A BRAND NEW DANCE NOW.....
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BOO! Are they gone? *hiccup*
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To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right, now dip baby dip, c'mon and dip, baby dip...
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Ready, Aim, Bore!
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You can't see me
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GO GO GO!
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Economic crisis summit halted for a game of paper football.
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Just make sure michelle is not around!!
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Damn....I hate these meetings with Hillary
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Brace yo' self nigguh!
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"Go get um! Just tell them you can give them hope and change. They fall for it every time."
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Protect me Bob....I just called your wife a lazy heifer.
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And now, I will drink a glass of water while the white guy speaks!
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I can´t control this robot... I'm needing more practice
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The Door opener
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You can take em. they're only angry americans. i pissed em off real good. now go show em how much we dont giv a fuck...
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God, I feel like I souhld be takin notes! Great work
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"Just go in there and ask her to dinner. You can DO this."
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On my signal you tackle George, and I will swoop in and kick Mccain in the nuts ok?
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DO THE CREEP AH DO THE CREEP AH AH!
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"Alright, Jim, when Ellen comes over here to take a twitter shot of me, jab her in the throat!"
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To communicate with the other half of America, congress gave POTUS a lifesize marianet!
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....and this is your heart chakra......
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Obama: Is Justin still there? Other Guy: Wait Bieber is ....... out of the building!
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Go on, I've got your back!
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Kalinka, kalinka!
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Alrighty, this is it, when he comes at you with his right, show him what your left is all about, and go below the belt if you have to
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Oh Shit!!! It's the Tea Party again!!!
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"That's it, distract everybody with the chicken dance. Yea."
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Theres McCain..let's fuck em up
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Obama: "Go get 'em tiger!"
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I'll hide behind you Larry
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Tommy Boy marathon at the white house
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No no, you have to drop down before you get your eagle on....
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