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What a discovery a four billion year old fossil of a rock, proof of global warming
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What a discovery a four billion year old fossil of a rock, ha proof of global warm
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Can you hear the seashore?
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After we smoked out of bong this tall we ate fries and........
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If I asked you this question, would you give a truthful answer?
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If their African American? my lawyer told me to stay out of it.
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Let's see Joan do this without cracking her face.
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We hate America, what are we doing in a Ford?
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Kermit go's right wing on PBS. unacceptable.
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What the fuck! Did you not hear me screaming? I've been stuck here since you took off from Edwards!
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What a discovery, a four billion year old fossil of a rock.
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The DNC.
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Do you believe this fucking guy????
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See I told you that worm farming would be profitable
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Call 911 my mom just totaled a BMW.
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Dam Americans. it time for the crotch 360 double dismount on the uneven bars.
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Go green Jim, is what they said! Recycled rubber ducks? fucking really guys?
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Ya and we get amnesty, Obama care, and three years of tax credits up to $24,000, oh shit we been seen cloak, cloak, I said cloak
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I'm sick of being in charge of the company picnic.
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Crash dummy training 101
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Isn't that how you ended up in that chair in the first place?
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Do not say one fucking bad thing about me. IRS........
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Quick put the baby on the counterfeit money the feds are here.
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So what are you doing tomorrow?
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Thank god some moron put these stairs here, prior to me sinking my boat on that piling
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I wish he would head South with the rest of your family!
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I wish he would head South with the rest of your family for the winter
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Go green Jim the race will mean more, is what they said. Recycled ruber ducks? fucking really guys?
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Ma said you are coming home now.
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Just making sure you weren't Tim Allen.
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Crash test dummy training 101
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Let me see you're hunting license
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Its not a strap on! its a prosthetic.
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Sir. I think I found the Isis dumping ground.
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Sir I keep telling him to get off my rocks.
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If we wear these pink tails and use our heads, we can push it back in the sea.
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Carry my bag I'm a ninja blaah, blaah. they better tip.
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When I said I need some green, I ment weed.
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When I said I need some green, I meant weed...
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