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If I asked you this question, would you give a truthful answer?
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If only they new how bad i have to shit
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Come on, play Elvis!
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Is it true that the special sauce comes from your rectum?
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Why the long face :(
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Sir...are you going to be able to eat that last hotdog?
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"Don't bother me....I'm....I'm a thinkin'"
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Hey, I'm only here to get your coffee order
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So, Bob, when's the last time you had sex? I-I-I'm a virgin
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Yo soy Diego Armando Maradona, and I used to use Head and shoulder
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So what are you doing tomorrow?
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So how do you plan to get out of dept? Adidas guy "i don't know" depression face
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Lady Gaga's father fostered a healthy hatred for her papa-papa-razzi :)
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"How often do people tell you that YOU SUCK?!!"
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Well dontcha know! His cawk is this big!
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Yea so next thing I knew this guy ate my taco
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Emeril, spill the secret ingredient, we simply must know.
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So Mr. Lopez....how does it feel being the only man Lady GaGa hasnt slept with ???
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They really need to look into a backup backup backup backup backup mic lol
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Horatio Lopez, hot dog eating champion of brazil, tries to answer paparazzi questions telepathically.
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(guy on the right) "did he just shit himself"
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"The world wants to know -- are the rumors true? Do you really wear Nikes and drink Pepsi?!!!"
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