Captions by
Don Spieles
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"Then the photographer dropped his pants and said, 'Watch the birdie!'"
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"Excuse me, Miss, but can I pet your douchebag?"
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"I'm sorry, guys, but according to your contract you still have three more hours of looking adorable before you can leave for the day."
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"Damn! I just realized where I forgot to apply sunscreen."
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Dear ACME Medical Supply, I must complain about the delivery time on the cadaver that I ordered from your catalog.
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"Just relax, Judy, or I'm never gonna get it in!"
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Thankfully, the leopard's attack was diverted when it saw its own reflection and became confused.
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"After that first yoga class with Jill, I felt like we really had a connection!"
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Who's thinking about butt sniffin' now?
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"I was only joking about dropping that ruby."
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"What's that on your shirt...Ahh! Gotcha!"
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"Your Holiness, shall I get your mint jelly from the Pope-mobile?"
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"Come here, everyone! Look at how Trump misspelled 'unprecedented'!"
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In the age of smartphones with cameras, something embarrassing from your pasta will always come back to haunt you.
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Sign Translation: This pussy grabbed by Donald Trump 4 times on Ginza St.
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"You know I hate riding 'Nanny!'"
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