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"Excuse me, Miss, but can I pet your douchebag?"
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I'm a cactus. Pet me
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I was wondering ? Once I got drunk and screwed an albino porcupine. Are you my son.
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I love touching little pricks.
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OUT!!!! YOU DEMON OF MORONIC RETARDATION!!!!
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Look pa! I'm a pineapple!
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Touch me! T-T-T-Touch me! Lick me with your poison!
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I tell you: Just hop in the tub and play the electric guitar
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Go ahead old dude, touch it.
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"OOUUCH!!!"
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I didn't know Billy Idol had a son.
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" Ow. "
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Son, I think you need to tell your kindergarten teacher what happened to the Elmers glue.
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SANIC, IS THAT YOU?!!
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"Huh, it's softer than the hair was on your balls."
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"I'm gonna guess... I don't know... TWELVE years old?"
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My hair isn't the only thing that's hard...
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Real life soren for the band aqua
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"Cover your eyes. You might see my wet armpits."
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It's not that bad. If you block the sun from here you can hardly see it goes right through.
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Before he started shaving his junk the pubes were really something to see
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News: Surfer gets lodged in sharks throat..............again
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"It's still sticking up a little right here."
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Can I touch up your pecks... On you head I mean!
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Dad: "Sure, I love him i guess.. he is my kid" Kid: "Gee dad.. really and for truly?"
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"Dude, like, I love the "egg yolk in the hair" routine, but do ya think, like, you could use both hands next time?"
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I am uttery shocked that you only fuck men!
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Ted Dansen rubbed his spikes cuz he knew it would make him cum!
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Ay let me feel your hair.
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ITS ACTUALLY CACTUS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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